So Goofy and Pluto were created in the 1930s by good Ol’ Walt Disney, right? Both are so cute and lovable and all that good stuff.
But here’s the thing: they are both dogs.
Pluto lives outside, in a dog house, is mute and generally irrelevant.
Goofy lives in a house, interacts with other “people,” and gets to talk up a storm.
Pluto: decently smart. Contributes very often. Doesn’t seem to make any idiotic mistakes.
Goofy: total dumb ass. Can’t do anything right. Talks like he has perpetual Peter Pan Syndrome.
Here’s the kicker: Goofy was black. Pluto was white.
Work that one out, folks.
Conspiracy Theories 101.