Too White for Where I Come From

Client: Hey, are you Russian?
Me: No. I’m ethnically Egyptian.
Client: Are you German?
Me: No, I’m American. I was born and raised in New York.
Client: You can tell me. I won’t tell anyone.
Me: I’m not Russian, Lacey.
Client: Why are you lying about being Russian?
Me: I’M NOT RUSSIAN, LACEY!
Client: THEN WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN WHITE?

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