Somebody Oughtta Tell ’em That Broad is Crazy

First order of business: aromantics are not insane. They are people who simply deviate from the “norm.” If this is a difficult concept for you to grasp, by all means, move right along.

Notice that I did not claim that I’m not crazy. My own insanity, I am not inclined to deny.
I place myself in the looney line for many other dreadfully disconcerting discernments, but that’s awfully unrelated to the topic at hand.

Dear Internet,
You don’t know me. I don’t know you. Let’s keep it that way.
Prince Charmander Charlie the Third

I have completely lost my mind.